* if you think the 4 seasons in the year are deer season, rabbit season, waterfowl season and turkey season.
* if you cheered for the hunter when Bambi's mother got shot.
* if your favorite cookbook is '101 Things to do with a Dead Duck'.
* if your favorite color is blaze orange.
* if you know how old your dog is but haven't got a clue how old your children are.
